How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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