Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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