Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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