Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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