when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Pappa wants mamma naked
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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