He kissed a someone with a penis
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I could fuck to npr.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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