How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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