my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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