The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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