I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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