R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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