We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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