where am i from again
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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