she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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