this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Drake has all the answers
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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