how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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