I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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