i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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