He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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