If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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