Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm just crazy horny about you
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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