brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
only you would photoshop your dick
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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