you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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