I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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