Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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