I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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