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(281): View more from Texas

He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Did you send adult things?

(281): View more from Texas

Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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(253): View more from Washington

I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.

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(917): View more from New York City

found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

im here for your entertainment

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(518): View more from New York

Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter

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(702): View more from Nevada

I cannot belive our party caught on fire

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