Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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