No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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