But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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