do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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