On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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