i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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