all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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