I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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