Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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