so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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