I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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