you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Say something about gay babies.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
