Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
