the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
