Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I didn't notice because vodka
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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