I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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