just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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