...so i touched it.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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