Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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