Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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