i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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