he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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