Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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